Thursday, September 11, 2008

Voting for mediocrity

It's election time again and it seems some candidates didn't bother waiting for the official call before their signs started popping up. Of course, some candidates used their budget as an elected rep a few weeks back to send out pamphlets that looked far more like campaign literature than the usual constituency information brochures. Rules? Pulling from the wrong budget? Blurring the lines between being an MP and being a candidate? Whatever could I be suggesting here?

Nothing new, that's for sure.

Pushing aside for a moment all the talk about fixed election dates and the spirit of the law versus the letter of the law (and who's breaking which promises), let's take a brief and absurd look at the leaders and see what options Canadians have this October.

Stephen Harper - One word: censorship. Unfair? Okay, *you* explain where the information flow got cut off following the last election.

Stephane Dion - If you can't be charismatic enough to win support the old-fashioned way, jump on the ever-popular environmental bandwagon and introduce something green and watch it implode.

Jack Layton - Remember Ontario under the NDP? Exactly.

Gilles Duceppe - Unless you live in Quebec you can't vote for Duceppe and his cronies, which says more than you might think.

Elizabeth May - With no chance of forming a government, the only real question is whether she'll get to at least join the national debates.

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